<![CDATA[Nathan Krake: Merchandise]]>https://www.nathankrake.com/s/merchandisehttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqsf!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc4a7a767-9341-4425-b242-155e9d39c634_600x600.pngNathan Krake: Merchandisehttps://www.nathankrake.com/s/merchandiseSubstackWed, 24 Jun 2026 12:09:12 GMT<![CDATA[Sad + Bike = Happy Tee]]>https://www.nathankrake.com/p/sad-bike-happy-teehttps://www.nathankrake.com/p/sad-bike-happy-teeTue, 23 Jun 2026 06:02:53 GMTMinimal, playful, and instantly relatable, this design brings a light sense of humour to a truth every rider has experienced. Whether it is stress, frustration, a flat mood, or just one of those days, the answer often starts with getting on the bike.

Made from soft, lightweight fabric with a classic fit, this T-shirt is built for easy everyday wear. It is comfortable enough for post-ride recovery, casual outings, or throwing on as a quiet little warning that your mental health plan has two wheels.

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a smooth, breathable feel and a fit that works on and off the bike.

Product Highlights

  • Fun graphic featuring a sad emoji + bike = happy emoji

  • Clean, simple design with universal cycling appeal

  • Soft, lightweight fabric for everyday comfort

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Classic fit

  • Great for cyclists, casual wear, and post-ride mood improvement

]]><![CDATA[Voluntary Suffering Club Tee]]>https://www.nathankrake.com/p/voluntary-suffering-club-tee-295https://www.nathankrake.com/p/voluntary-suffering-club-tee-295Tue, 23 Jun 2026 05:42:01 GMTThe Voluntary Suffering Club tee features a bold vintage-style graphic with oversized varsity lettering, heavy shadowing, and a gritty definition detail underneath:

“The deeply unpleasant physical, emotional, or psychological state characterized by pain, distress, or hardship.”

Basically, cycling, gym work, intervals, race day, and adulthood neatly summarized on a shirt. Humanity really did invent hobbies that feel like punishment, then branded them as “discipline.” Stunning work.

Printed on a soft, lightweight fabric with a classic unisex fit, this shirt is made for training days, recovery days, coffee runs, Zwift caves, gym sessions, or quietly judging people who say “I don’t do cardio.”

Key Features:

  • Solid colours are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

  • Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for a soft, breathable feel.

  • Classic fit with unisex sizing.

  • Features a bold Voluntary Suffering Club front graphic.

Ideal for cyclists, runners, gym-goers, endurance addicts, and anyone who has confused discomfort with personality development.

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